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fredag den 9. juli 2010

Chat Roulette

...or since there is not much chatting going on, it could be called:
Dudes with their dicks out!

Yesterday I did something I rarely do (at least after I stopped playing Mafia Wars, which is probably one of the best things I ever did): I visited Facebook!
I almost completely lost interest in Facebook after I stopped playing the horribly stupid game of Mafia Wars.

I do stop by every now and then, just to see what I'm not missing. Yesterday one of the friends that makes my "300 friends max"-cut posted a link to Chat Roulette.

It's not that I never heard of Char Roulette before, I just never visited the site. I did yesterday. It was both sad, funny and interesting.

I'd say approximately 40% of the hits are dudes with their dick out or just about to whip it out. I guess the latter feel you have to "earn it" or something?
Another 30% of the hits are young girls clicking "Next" like there is no tomorrow, only there to see dicks, dicks and more dicks. Either two or three giggling girls home alone at the family computer, or one girl in the room with eyes wide open and a funny smile all over her face.
The last 30% is either a bunch of guys laughing their ass off (I assume it's after seing the dudes from the first 40%, which pretty much means they are there for the same reason the curious young girls are) or people just logged in to see what all the fuzz is about.

I did hear an interview once, where a guy explained how you can turn Chat Roulette into a drinking game. It's pretty easy! Everytime you see a dick, take a drink/shot! I have not tried this myself, but I'm sure you'll get pretty drunk pretty fast!

Since I'm not a hot chic and I didn't have my dick out, pretty much anyone I "ran into" clicked "Next" right away. Those who didn't kinda scarred me, so I clicked "Next". I mean, some dude sitting looking a little too lonely and not clicking "Next" when I pop up, no dick out or anything, then I'm clicking next before it turns out I was just what he waited for and I "earned" a peak at his trouser snake!

Why it's called Chat Roulette I dont't know? It seems to me no one are chatting. There's masturbating, oogling and laughing, but no chatting!

Epic Chat Roulette Kid
Most likely fake, but that doesn't mean it's not funny!

Picture search for Chat Roulette
This pretty much says it all!

Oh yeah, I forgot! There was actually a couple either "doing it" og "faking it". I got half a second of that show. Speaking of faking it:

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